Which Asian Kid are You?

Yellow on the outside and white on the inside! Even though you look Asian, your heart lies in the West. Family gatherings are awkward because you don’t understand the language, the inside jokes or the pop culture. Or why everyone refuses to use the dishwasher. Your friends are probably white or bananas, and so are the people you date/crush on/will marry.

You’re the “Asian Baby Girl”. Your hair is either bleached blonde or silver or ombre’d. You likely have a cartilage piercing or a belly button piercing, and your brows are always fire. You swear by eyelash extensions, boba tea, IG’s dog filter and your ABG girl gang. You live in Cali.

Harvard is the only acceptable Ivy (....you'd consider MIT, CalTech or Oxbridge), and you’ve had your eye on the prize since you were 6. You’ve been playing piano since you could talk, and you’re President of either Debate Club or Robotics. You want to be a lawyer, doctor, banker or engineer, and you probably suffer from extreme academic anxiety despite never getting below a 90%. Ever.

Heralding from the motherland, you’re studying overseas in California, NYC or London. Second or third-gen rich, paying tuition fees topping $100k a year, you don’t bat an eyelash at any check. You’ve brought a hefty collection of CDG Converse, Supreme and your AirPods thousands of miles with you. Crazy, Rich Asians hits too close to home.

You’ve taken time out of your Asian drama/Ghibli binge-watch to do this quiz, as you’re probably snacking on Pocky or Hello Panda cookies. You dream of falling in love with a mean-on-the-outside-yet-heart-of-gold rich heir. (But fair enough, who doesn’t?) Your regular listening playlist features K-Pop, and you play Animal Crossing on the Switch.

Bro, your three loves are the gym, hip-hop and your Asian Baby Girl. You are very proud of your abs and/or arms, so you find any chance to take your shirt off when Spring Breaking in Miami or partying at Lollapalooza. But wearing Jordans does not Travis Scott make. Bro.